The All-Night Cram
You can’t spell "study" without "stubble." But you know that, because you’ve been studying all night! It’s 5 o’clock (shadow) somewhere, especially on your face.
Try it outYou can’t spell "study" without "stubble." But you know that, because you’ve been studying all night! It’s 5 o’clock (shadow) somewhere, especially on your face.
Try it outYou’ve been to Prague, and everyone is gonna know about it. Mustaches aren’t just for November; they’re très chic all year round.
Try it outYou’ll never be Socrates, but you can sport his beard. Maybe you can stroke it ponderously, wondering when that professor will retire and open up a tenured spot.
Try it outYour whole future is ahead of you, kid! What better way to be open to any possibility than with a fully blank slate of a face?
Try it outThis goatee is a rite of passage as essential to the college experience as streaking across the quad. See if you’ve got what it takes to major in GOATology.
Try it outYou can’t go to college forever. Or can you? And who knows, maybe this goatee will be the one you wear to your graduation ceremony.
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